4 Days - My Life in Song Titles With Parentheses and Run-On Sentences

Today's theme (thanks to one of my top g-chat-at-work buddies, Molly) is "My Life in Song Titles with Parentheses and Run-on Sentences". I'll assign a song title to each event or season of my life. This track-list is in somewhat chronological order up through high school.

• It's a Boy! (or, The Child Who Came Out of the Womb Sweating)
• "Slow Down, Please!" (or, Mom's Famous Last Words Before Rushing the Kids into the House While an Undercover Police Officer Gets a Shotgun Out of His Trunk and Breaks Down the Neighbors' Door)
• Swing-set For Sale! (or, The Story of Two Child-Entrepreneurs Who Sold Their Swing-set In Order to Buy a Nintendo Entertainment System)
• Becoming Left-Handed (or, the First Day of Kindergarten With a Broken Elbow From Climbing Up the Door Frame Like Spider-Man and Being Pushed From Behind By Someone Who Shall Remain Unnamed)
• What Should We Watch? (or, Memorizing Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Dumb and Dumber)
• Hampsey's Funeral
• Wearing T-Shirts While Swimming May Not Look Cool, But When You're Sunburned This Bad, It's Necessary (or, The Family's First Trip to Florida)
• The Butt Cut and An Unhealthy Obsession With All Things Star Wars (The Middle School Years, Part I)
• Because Stone Cold Said So! (Professional Wrestling Pay-Per-View Events, or, The Middle School Years, Part II)
• A T-Shirt Again? (or, The Second Family Trip to Florida)
• Cut From the Golf Team (or, The Last Time I Ever Played Organized Sports)
• Are You Still Awake? (or, Meeting Jesus at a Sleep-over)
• Brian's Couch, Matt's Couch (or, Weekends and Summers in the Basement)
• Me and Steve (or, Tuesday, Tacos, and TV: The Best Day of The Week)
• Hit and Run (or, The Summer of the Water Balloon Slingshot)
• Finally Free! (or, The Child Who Came Out of the Womb Sweating Sweats Through His Graduation Gown)